Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 February 2011

1799-Coup d'Etat successful, I'm First Consul now. The world's my oyster

1804-Senate elected me Emperor. Onwards and upwards. Bring it on.

1810-Vive La France. Top dog in Europe.

1812-Downer in La Russe. Minor setback. I'll come back stronger.

1814-The man's back. Bring on Les Anglais. I'm the man.

1815 - Merde.

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