Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

This was another frustrating day. My staff and I have been bragging about our fundraising prowess for a couple of months now but TODAY all of our on-line fundraising came to a dead stop because of all the power outages over in India! Our servers are over there! I'm shaking my head right now. If I were president over there in India I guarantee that wouldn't happen; I guarantee that all infrastructure would be rebuilt in 18 to 24 months, tops. I know people in the construction business. If I can't beat Obama I might just get myself over there. I always liked palak paneer and kaali daal, a little tandori chicken...might be good. Oops, shit, it's late. Gotta go for now.

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