Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 July 2012

Dear Diary -

Well it sure does look like I went and stepped smack dab in it again. This time I have all of Great Britain upset with me because I said that the U.K. was not prepared to host the Olympics.

I was misquoted. I did not mean that they were not prepared security wise, I meant that they were not prepared McDonald's wise. I was just going by what I heard Piers Morgan, Len Goodman, Cat Deeley, and Ricky Gervais say that there are just not enough McDonald's Restaurants in London to accommodate the tremendous amount of Olympic visitors.

London just has so many French fries, that is what I meant. Gosh, I guess I had better learn to be more like Prince Philip and keep my mouth shut.

-Mitt Romney

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more