Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Why is it that everyone completely deconstructs everything I say? Why do they have to parse every word out? I can't figure out why I offended these Polish now. So I said 'some of my best friends are Polish'. So what? So I said 'my son dated a Polish girl for a couple of months'. So what? This is what I don't like about running for President. Can't wait to get back to the good old U.S of A. so I can forget about all this crap. This trip was a stupid idea anyway.

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