Michael Phelps - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 7 January 2010

Dude! I went outside for a swim and the pool is like, all froze up or some shit. I may have to try to do the backstroke in the bathtub.

There's also an Olympics coming up, but it ain't the real one. There's gonna be some dudes hitting me up for some hits and I'll be there.

I can see me partying with Ono and some of those radical, x-games type skier dudes. Maybe we can pick up some girls at the ice skating, cuz all the guy ice skaters are gay and they want to pick up each other.

It's just not an Olympics without a pool, but it's still a good place to get high!