Michael Phelps - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 24 January 2009
Dear Diary,
Today I had 8 Pancakes with Maple Syrup for Breakfast with high fat milk. For Lunch I had a very unhealthy Hamburger. Then I tripped and couldn't swim. OH NO! I'm 0.11111111111 KG heavier!
Eek, I think I need to get some skin cut off!
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