Michael Phelps - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 14 November 2009

I was so psyched about the idea of being endorsed by a company who makes HEMP swim trunks but now I'm having SERIOUS second thoughts. I've worn them for two practices now and MY BALLS WON'T STOP ITCHING!!!!!! I can't believe my balls are allergic to the same substance my lungs can't get enough of!
Sorry so short but I gotta scratch my balls like right now!