Kerry Katona - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 29 September 2012

Rihanna offered $1 million for playboy??
I mean, she's basically naked most of the time anyway...

They probably offered it to her before I tweeted Hugh Heffner a pic of me starkers... he hasn't replied yet.

Come on Hugh baby - If you don't get in touch it'll have to be the £200 that Readers Wives offer!