Kerry Katona - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Well if I want to achieve my dream of being the British Kim Kardashian I need some help from the other side of the pond.

David Gest, former husband of Liza Minelli and good friend of Michael Jakcson, is just the fella. I'm going to do a reality tv show with him and hopefully he can introduce me to all the important people in Hollywood.

I'm not very keen on his beard though, so hopefully I don't have to shag him, or at least make sure I'm more drunk than normal when I do.

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