Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 26 July 2012

After my unfair defeat to lying Boris Johnson in the London mayoral election, I had to decide on an alternative career.

I'm writing a book about gardening, being a London gardener in particular.

Most of the people in London don't have time to do their garden so it is about how to make it look all right without it taking too much work, a bit like Boris is doing with the Mayors's job now!