Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 8 April 2012

Who the f*** are One Direction?

Some group of young english boys, probably on a gap year paid for by their parents or rich 'uncle Simon', have been touring the radio stations over here in the US telling everyone we 'might' be making a record together.

Bloody spongers, using my name to get publicity. I'm going to get the Beliebers to slag them off on twitter.