Jordan - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 13 May 2012
Been out on Danielle Lloyd's hen night in Liverpool.
She's marrying a footballer - not a good one like Teddy Sheringham - she blew it with him by acting like a dimwit racist on Big Brother, but Jamie O'something.
Be handy to keep friendly with her - you never know when you might need a footballer - for child support or a new house or car. When they're already married they have to pay up to keep ya quiet.
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