John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 18 September 2012

In May 2011, my wife said she will never forgive me for my tawdry affair with secretary Tracey Temple.

In a TV interview, she said she was devastated when I confessed to a two-year fling with the blonde divorcee 24 years his junior.

'I have not forgiven him and I don't think I ever will, but I'm not bitter,' says 72-year-old Lady Prescott. 'I think once you become bitter you reach the point of no return. I accepted it.'

Bless her!