John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 February 2023

Well I watched the Brits last night.

Not as exciting as when that band threw drinks all over me. Those were the days, weren't they? Labour in power, me and my two jags.

Now we have people I have never heard of making noises that don't sound like music.

I miss the old days.

Do you miss the old days?