John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 September 2012

I hit the road on Thursday to launch my bid to become the country's highest profile and highest paid police and crime commissioner.

I unveiled my election minibus - it has been designed as a "mobile consultation surgery" where people can speak to me about policing and crime issues.

I want to focus on police cuts and is pledging to protect frontline posts.

Naturally I have the highest profile of anyone who has declared candidacy for one of the new £78,000 plus paid police commissioner role which was introduced by the coalition Government.

Should piss it!