Jimmy Savile - My Fake Diary

Monday, 10 September 2012

I was amazed when I read this about me on the web:

Sir Jimmy Savile was a super-human from Yorkshire, England.

He was known for his immense power to astound the whole country with his outstanding strength and dashing good looks.

Jimmy appeared in around 17 million TV programmes in his lifetime, including Jim'll Fix It, Top Of The Pops and Seatbelt Adverts, always demonstrating his general amazingness wherever and whenever he went.

Phew!