Jimmy Savile - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 September 2012

I was a Bevin Boy, conscripted during World War II to work as a coal miner at South Kirkby Colliery, West Yorkshire, England.

I suffered serious spinal injuries in a mine explosion and spent a long period in recuperation.

I became a semi-professional sportsman, competing in the 1951 Tour of Britain cycle race, and working as a professional wrestler.

If you look at the athletics of it, I've done over 300 professional bike races, 212 marathons and 107 pro fights. So from start to finish I got a good hiding. I've broken every bone in my body.

I loved it!

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