Jesus - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 17 June 2015

June 16, 2015

Dear Diary,

Why are all these people following me? They want my autograph. Some want me to perform a miracle.

Why don't they leave me alone? I want to watch the camel races in peace.

I'm hungry a lot of the time. The matzohs with the date spread doesn't fill me up. Oh, sure, in the beginning it fills me up, but then later, it leaves me hungry. It reminds me of Chinese food.

I'm looking forward to tomorrow. I get to work on the lathe.


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