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Saturday, 10 January 2015

I love the January sofa sales. Dad has topped up my credit card and I've been buying up sofas all over the place. This year my favourite colour is sage green in satin moquette, and I've ordered two recliners. I'm having a new fitted kitchen and a matching pulpit, which is hopefully going to be finished by Easter.

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