Jeremy Clarkson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 4 May 2012

Oh dear I see my old mate David Cameron is in trouble.

The Tories were stuffed in the local elections and next week Andy Coulson and our mutual Chipping Norton set neighbour Rebekah 'with the ginger hair' Brooks are appearing at the Leveson committee.

I jokingly said if he gets the sack as Prime Minister he can come and work on Top Gear as the Stig. It's looking like I might have to follow through with the offer!