Jeremy Clarkson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 18 March 2012

Well I've been a good boy and not insulted anyone for ages.
Haven't been on the front pages, no twitter witch hunts.

All fine and dandy, but being the shy retiring type don't really fit my persona. And it ain't gonna sell any books or DVDs either!

My fans want me slagging off the Indians or the NHS workers!
Right, that's settled then. it's time to insult someone again.