Jeremy Clarkson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2012

I see my right honourable friend (see what I did there) Prime Minister Mr David Cameron has admitted to riding the Met Police horse that was loaned to my other honourable friend of News International Rebekah Brooks.

To be fair, I think everyone in Chipping Norton had a go. The horse was taken for a ride at more than one garden party that I attended. Coulson loved the old nag, always giving her a bit of sugar.

The good ole days in Chipping Norton. Never a dull moment.