Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Dear Lewis - Here are the vital statistics.

McLaren Driver Titles 12 Mercedes 2
McLaren Constructor Titles 8 Mercedes 0
McLaren Race Wins 180 Mercedes 10
McLaren Pole Positions 153 Mercedes 9

Since McLaren rejoined F1 in 2010.

McLaren Driver/Constructor Titles 0 Mercedes 0
McLaren Points 1,212 Mercedes 515
McLaren Wins 16 Mercedes 1
McLaren Podiums 44 Mercedes 6
McLaren Poles 8 Mercedes 1

I hope you get used to seeing the back of my car!
Mercedes? You may as well have joined the Titanic.

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