Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Monday, 15 October 2012

Korean Grand Prix

Bumped off the track on the first lap by Sauber driver Sergio Perez, who will be my partner at Maclaren next year, replacing Mercedes bound Lewis Hamilton.

I hope it was an accident from Perez and not a statement of intent! Got rid of one pain in the butt team-mate, now it looks like I got a Mexican who likes to take a siesta on the first lap.

On the plus side, being bumped off in the first lap saved the team loads of petrol. I'm gonna ask the boss for a cash bonus.