Jenson Button - My Fake Diary
Monday, 10 September 2012
Italian Grand Prix at Monza
I had to retire hurt with fuel problems - ie. lack of it! Thanks team bosses. But my team-mate Lewis Hamilton had enough fuel and he won the race, despite tweeting private info about the team last week.
So the team is on a roll, winning the last three races, Lewis 2 Me 1, all I have to do is convince the bosses that in this double dip recession they could save a fortune in wages (and a few quid in win bonuses) by letting Lewis go to another team, and get someone unemployed in for next season on one of these government schemes where they take away your benefit if you refuse work. Then I can me main man again.
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