Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 18 June 2009

Dear Diary,

YES! Have that you lot, all your hair gel, diamond crash helmets, model girlfriends, McLarens, Ferraris, boats and yeah all of that stuff. Now you see that I am your master now!

Little Jensy always at the back of the pack, Bo hoo Honda don't give me a car, engine is rubbish, tyres are bad. Not no more, now I am making you pay.

Take my lapping Lewis Hamilton, I'm the real British star here. Ok you are young, affable, endlessly talented and successful but I am the Tea in BriTain the back bone of a nation who embodies the never say die, never give up blitz mentality yes indeed here now watch as we go march all over Europe.

Oh, that's not very British is it. Well you get my point anyway.

Well I am glad that's off my chest. I am really looking forward to coming home and whooping every one at Silverstone this weekend. I only have to keep an eye out for that old Brazilian guy in me team, but hopefully emperor Ross will tell him to be careful of his revs or something. Once that's all done me and pops can go back to the family gaff and have a nice brew and a few biccies, job done.

You know diary, I can't stop thinking about being world champion after all this time. It seems an age since i started with Williams but now it has finally come to me. Never give up people, never give up....

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