HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 10 June 2014
Met this old bloke. Knew him from Profumo days. He said he thought I was dead. I replied that I thought he was dead.
We wondered if we were in heaven or hell.
'Hardly heaven' I said 'I'd fancy a different companion!'
'You've had a pretty good companion' he said.
So I asked him: 'How on earth did you know that?'