Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

I am a Very Important Person. Oh Yes. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it.

Channel 4, a company who pay me shedloads of cash to make tv programmes where I swear frequently, have made a sketch show called Very Important Person, where comedy actors make fun of celebrities including me, swearing and pretending to cook.

Why pay someone else to do it? I would have done it myself, and definitely better than the cheap fucking actors they hired.