Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

I've has set myself a challenge.
"Can I convince the British public to eat food cooked by prisoners?" Well, if they'll eat stuff from Iceland you've got a chance.
What frustrates me, is that only 10 per cent of them work.
Email really has put paid to the need for mailbags!
I've got the hardened lags of Brixton Prison making fairy cakes, the first bit of cooking they've done since they slipped that arsenic into the wife's lasagne!

I believed lemon treacle tart was most likely to sell outside. However, he was stymied when the prisoners started scoffing them. It's the first rule of business, don't eat your profits!

It's why I couldn't go into pig-farming!