Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

That bloody cockney Teddy Sheringham has nearly crippled me in a charity soccer match.

Boy did I let out a few swear words when the twat knocked me into the early part of next. Next time I see 'Sheddy' in one of my restaurants, I'm going to spit in his soup. And pee on his roast.


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