Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 May 2012

I might have completed the marathon race in good time, but the wife Tana beat me by a full fifteen minutes!

Bitch!

Still, I can cook, swear and curse, spit, and fart better than what she can!
The press printed about my Gordon Ramsey at Claridges: "Lavishly redesigned by New York architect Thierry Despont, Gordon Ramsay restaurant at Claridge's retains its beautiful Art Deco features. Presenting enticing modern European dishes. And with Bollinger La Grande Année 2002 @ £170.00, Cuvée Dom Pérignon 2002 @ £235.00, and Cuvée Dom Pérignon Rosé 2000 @ £500.00, a bargain!"

So true!


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