George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 July 2012

I see my old buddy Tony Blair, or 'Yo Blair' as I called him, is back in British politics advising his replacement as Labour leader, Ed Millyballsup. (I think that's his name)

Perhaps I should make a comeback in US politics. I could advise Obama, except he's from the other party. Unless my advice helped him to lose office - that would be good for the millionaire republicans like me!

I'm not sure what I could teach the multi-billionaire Republican challenger Mitt Romney - perhaps he could teach me how to pay less tax on my multi-millions so I too can become a multi-billionaire!