George Osborne - My Fake Diary
Monday, 14 May 2012
The Independent called me, The Machiavellian Macavity!
Machiavellian: of or relating to the alleged political principles of Niccolò Machiavelli (1469-1527), Florentine statesman and political philosopher; cunning, amoral, and opportunist, a cunning, amoral, and opportunist person, esp a politician!
How dare they say this about me? Educated at two independent schools in west London: followed by a Bachelor's degree at Magdalen College at the University of Oxford, where I received a 2:1 in Modern History. At Oxford I edited the university's Isis magazine, and was a member of the Bullingdon Club. I also attended Davidson College in North Carolina for a semester as a Dean Rusk Scholar! And I'm worth millions!
Bloody newspaper reporters!
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