George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 May 2012

Andy Coulson revealed he held £40,000 of News Corps shares while working at No 10!

James Murdoch has admitted raising News Corporation's attempts to buy BSkyB with me as the Government considered the proposal.

This Leveson Inquiry is getting us nowhere in a hurry, and is an expense we could do without you know!

I didn't lie about not putting up VAT and then did, and add VAT to the proletariats Cornish pasties for the money raise to be wasted on things like this!