George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 April 2012

My father has risked embarrassing me by giving details of his lavish lifestyle in an interview.

He told the Financial Times' How To Spend It magazine that he was "eyeing" a £19,000 desk.

They printed:

The Baronet, who co-founded prestigious wallpaper and fabric firm Osborne & Little, also discussed his love of exclusive holiday destination Mustique and Savile Row suits.

The comments emerged with the Chancellor struggling to shrug off Labour criticism for cutting the 50p top tax rate for high earners.

Scum Pigs!