Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 2 April 2013

My brother David Miliband has resigned as an MP to go and work in America. I'm sure it was nothing to do with me standing against him - and WINNING - as Labour leader.

Now I'm all alone, and have no-one to ask advice from, John Prescott just laughs at me when I phone him. What a (Ed) Balls Up!