Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 13 December 2012

I'm having trouble with my Balls. What a cock up!

On the good side he's not about to depose Wallace but what a disastrous penalty miss! Still, maybe it will help us play for England!

I'm worried about Europe, although maybe Cameron has more to worry him with UKIP breathing down his neck. But most people are against and we are for and can't get out of it. Not much good just having Ken Clarke on our side.

He probably won't be in the next Parliament and I doubt if there will be any libdems at all. But I can see a UKIP/Tory coalition - but maybe we could cosy up to Ukip?