Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 1 April 2015

Hi!

Thinkin' of dying my dreads an' gettin' more down wiv de youff' yeah?

Gonna promise Sun, Moon and Stars to Electorate, including :

1 : Less drizzle,and more sunshine, under Labour

2 : An improvement on the problem of 'zero - hours Contracts', with
new, groundbreaking 'One and a Half Hour Contracts'.

3 : Free pregnancy predictors for all unemployed men.

'til tomorrow and another day of campaigning


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