Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 1 April 2015
Thinkin' of dying my dreads an' gettin' more down wiv de youff' yeah?
Gonna promise Sun, Moon and Stars to Electorate, including :
1 : Less drizzle,and more sunshine, under Labour
2 : An improvement on the problem of 'zero - hours Contracts', with
new, groundbreaking 'One and a Half Hour Contracts'.
3 : Free pregnancy predictors for all unemployed men.
'til tomorrow and another day of campaigning
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