Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 10 March 2012

My drunken Labour MP Eric Joyce was banned from pubs and ordered to pay £4,500 yesterday following a punch-up in a House of Commons bar.

Not good that, and he was being investigated for fraud.

Still, that could happen to anyone of us MPs!

He should have bben like me really, keeping his head down, trying not to upset anyone, and saying and doing as little as possible in public!

Well, that's my advice anyway.