Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Friday, 9 March 2012

I can't believe this!

I was nattering to my partner... oh yes I forgot we got married so as to appear normal to the electorate... the wife, about how my offshore accounts were not producing the profit they were last year, when the ankle-biter Daniel chirped in with: "That's a bugger Dad, why not have a bet wiv Coral that you wont be the Labour leader at the next general election? They're offering 2/1!

How disheartening!