Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 8 March 2012

I see that the Mirror has said:

"In a ­fortnight's time, Ed Miliband will have led Labour for a year-and-a-half and done nothing to expose or hurt a ­hopelessly divided Coalition"

Can I help it if the idiots voted for me as leader, or that I'm such a nice guy?

They can be hurtful!