David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 January 2023

If everyone else is as sick of Prince Harry as I am, now might be the time to remind them about my books.

There was the autobiography, then there were all of Boris Johnson's books that I wrote. I also wrote Great Expectations, but as I wasn't born at the time, no one believes me.

Still, £25.00 smackers for my book, written in a shed you know, or £25.00 for Spare. I know which I would prefer to find under the Christmas Tree and no mistake.