David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 September 2012

Talk about sleeping with the enemy. Or to be more appropriate, texting with the enemy.

First Kevin Peterson texts friends in the South African dressing room with derogatory remarks about his England captain Andrew Strauss.

Now our Lib Dem business secretary Vince Cable says he will not stop texting Labour leader Ed Miliband.

The media are saying that Cable wants to ditch the Con-Lib coalition and form a Lib-Lab coalition. If only Cable was easy to control like his Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg!