David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

I have vowed to cut through the dither and breathe new life into the nation's recession-mired economy with a series of new initiatives.

We will return this week with new government bills for economic development, my Conservative-Liberal Democrat coalition government will introduce measures to boost growth by relaxing regulations on new-home construction.
We're on a hard road to balancing Britain's books

Mind you... I vowed we wouldn't increase VAT didn't I?