David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

My own Tory MP Nadine Dorries has launched an attack on me, branding me as patronising, sexist and challenging me to "spend more of my time being a Conservative!"

In an interview with Tatler magazine, she dismisses me as "a sheep in wolf's clothing" while praising Boris Johnson as a Tory who could reach out to ordinary voters.

She'll have to go!