David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Monday, 20 August 2012

My dream guests I'd like to have at home for a dinner would be Jack Nicholson, President Obama, and the Queen Elizabeth II.

Mind you, In our house it's like crowd control now, we've got three boys with a lot of energy, so I'm always out in the garden, taking them for runs and playing all kinds of sport with them. With our little girl she's almost walking, so it's a case of following her around, trying to catch her when she does fall.

A pensioner from Nottingham keeps sending me disposable razors - I've tried to explain designer stubble to him, but he doesn't get the idea... bless him.

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