David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 19 August 2012

I'm in the underwear game for the long haul, looking forward to advancing my bodywear partnership with H&M.

My second set of ads for his branded collection launches soon. The ads will coincide with a ''a giant statues stunt'' planned by the retailer with larger-than-life me, going up in New York, Los Angeles and San Francisco.

New products will be added to the collection later this year.

I'm pleased with consumer reaction to the line and its ad campaign... and the few million I'll make out of it.

I'm the only bloke with a nine-foot bulge in his pants now!

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