David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 May 2012

Funny old week.

Beaten 1-0 by the New York Red Bulls last week, they had an advantage because our energy drinks were not as good as theirs.

This week we were in Canada to play Montreal. This is a bit like Swansea and Cardiff playing in the English Football League. Doesn't Canada have its own football league?

The crowd were singing Spice girl songs. Were they trying to put me off, or was it a tribute to my wives early career?

Knowing Victoria, she will probably try and sue them for royalties. She loves a pound note or two.

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