David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Monday, 7 May 2012

Just seen on the UK news that the Ministry of Defence are planning on putting surface-to-air missiles on top of the scoreboard at Walthamstow dog track - to prvent terrorist attacks during the Olympic games.

I used to work at the 'Stow as a youngster collecting punters empty glasses and beer bottles. hope they don't have to use any missiles there - it could send the dogs round the bend.

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