Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary

Friday, 17 August 2012

When I was Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution of the Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya, I was content it was destiny attained.

Colonel Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi, as I once was - was misunferstood by the peoples of the West.

I was born in a Bedouin tent in 1942. I joined the military and staged a coup to seize control of Libya in 1969, ousting King Idris.

Though my Arab nationalist rhetoric and socialist-style policies gained me support in the early days of my rule, my so called corruption, military interference in Africa, and record of human rights abuses turned much of the Libyan population against me.

As for the 40 female body-guards that protected me being virgins... rubbish.

There were 60.